The Talented Mr Alves

Danny Alves opened a beer bottle with a perfectly timed scissor kick. Yes, you read that correctly.

The newly-signed Juventus player seems to on the party train, so to speak, but the Brazilian’s skills are as sharp as ever.

Of course, the ripped Alves had to be shirtless for the stunt, but we trust that was only so he didn’t get beer on himself, not to show off his inky physique.

How on earth are Barcelona going to replace him?